Everyone has those moments in life when you meet people who just make you go…
Then you start questioning- like honestly… WHY in all of God’s goodness do such people exist?
So far NO ONE has commented on how well I’m handling my pissed-off-ness… but I personally think I’m making progress! *beams*
Here’s what I’ve been doing…
Step 1: BREATHE
It might sound totally duh… But you have to actually time it!
Take nice, deep breaths!
Spongebob below is a classic of what not to do!
Step 2: Accept That This World Has Assholes
No running away from it. Sorry.
Trying to do otherwise is just a losing battle…
Step 3: Sing “Fuck You” by Lily Allen
Since I heard this song, it has become practically my personal anthem.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you very very much~….
You have no idea how liberating it feels when I dance around the room to this track, imagining that I’m singing it to that special someone.
…aaaaand that’s it!
Really short & simple, yes?
Well, give my schedule & all… I don’t really have much time to un-piss myself.
There are so many people who don’t deserve to get on a single inch of your nerve; SO DON’T LET THEM!
Just… Be calm…
Trust me, you’ll be a whole lot happier.