16 Annoying Things Mark Did After His Wisdom Tooth Surgery

Mark, my ever-loving boyfriend for 3 years now, has been in a lot of physical pain lately. But he just keeps on trying to act all macho… *rolls eyes*

One of the constant occasional visits of pain was from his wisdom tooth. I know what some of you are already thinking- “That stupid, stupid, stupid boy.” Ah, yes. I do agree. I warned about the excruciating pain he would suffer if he did not attend to it. Those were like… Resignation letters from his wisdom tooth. It was already going, “Dear Sir, I need to be taken out of your body now. Thank you for having me.” But he chose to ignore it. So what happens? The wisdom tooth had a whole bitch fit and gave him a really hard time.  So his mother panicked, planned an emergency surgery at an excruciating cost for her darling son at their trusty dentist. According to X-rays, Mark had the worst kind of teeth. Well, you can see upfront that he has crooked teeth (I always prayed if I were to have his baby, please let him/her have my teeth… :P) … but his wisdom teeth were downright weird!

Credit: http://www.kurpisdentistry.com

See the image on top? That’s how his wisdom teeth were growing! :O Apparently it isn’t all that uncommon; many people suffer from this as well. So Mark went all the way! Y’know how every person has 4 wisdom teeth? Okay, Mark wasn’t half as filled with gusto about it. But he decided to just charge ahead!!! …and remove all wisdom teeth. They’re more like wisdoom teeth. Hehehehehe. 😀 During the hour-long operation, Mark was put under General Anaesthesia… While the dentist was drilling away on him, I went to get a massage. (It was good.) When the clinic called me to tell me the operation was over, I swiftly made my way back to the clinic like the good girlfriend I am. To find this… He was snoring. While the dentist and I were discussing how the operation went, precautions to take etc…     Then finally when he woke up, he became my worst nightmare… He was still a little high from the drugs… And started babbling nonsense as soon as the nurses brought him out to the lounge. Yes, his whole face was horridly swollen and went on & on- getting plenty of not-so-pleasant looks from other patients. And he somehow managed to carry out a conversation entirely on his own (when it was supposedly with me), but I wasn’t with him- I was at the desk sorting things out! So I’ll run you through the memorable nonsensical things he did- I won’t bore you with the not-so-fun ones. 1. He banged his head against the clinic glass behind & fell asleep. Totally voluntary on his part. You can see in the picture above, his head was supposed to be rested… but he decided to lean back- bang his head quite hard for I don’t know what reason and snored for about 2 seconds. Needless to say, other patients were like, “What the fuuuuck?” Then he woke up and started babbling again. 2. He pulled out the gauze in his mouth & placed it on the sofa. Another patient actually gasped when she saw him do that- I’m assuming she’s the clean sort. Anyway, he couldn’t even talk properly… Mark: Whey ish mai moof sho foo? (Why is my mouth so full?)  Then he stuck his finger into his mouth & pulled out the gauze which was soaked thoroughly with blood.

Mark: Blaaaad! (Blood!)  *places it on the sofa’s armrest* 
ew
I quickly grabbed a tissue and carefully picked it up, apologising to other patients & the staff on his behalf… Damage control.
But the one who was really pissed was the dentist.
3. He challenged the dentist’s choice of putting clean gauze back in his mouth
Mark was quickly brought back into the dentist’s room when the nurses saw what he did.
Dentist: What? Why did you take out the gauze! You need it!
Mark: Ar eu shure? (Are you sure?) 
Oh, it was painful to listen to.
4. He insisted on holding onto his mobile phone 
Mark: Gim me mai fone! (Give me my phone!)
Me: Are you sure you can hold onto it? 
Mark: Ai av wights! (I have rights!)
How could I deny such basic human rights?
So I handed him his mobile…
And just when I placed it on his hand, he dropped it.
Mark: Hehehehehehehehe!! 
5. He saw a “Giant” supermarket and wanted to go inside to buy his favourite ice-cream
Okay, this one requires a little bit of background story.
Recently Mark has been obsessed with Coconut Potong ice-cream sticks. The problem is whenever he buys a box home and puts it in the fridge, his dad who also finds it super delicious- does him the favour of enjoying the entire box for him.
And apparently it’s quite the popular yet inaccessible flavour- can’t find it at every supermarket and they’re often sold out.
So every time Mark sees the chance to stock up- he does.
Mark: Gwaiant! Pootong! Pootong! Kukunud! (Giant! Potong! Potong! Coconut!)
And he was pretty loud too.
6. He was afraid of climbing down the stairs to the car 
Apparently, he suddenly cultivated a fear for heights.
Mark: *holds onto my even tighter* Ai wove eu! Ai shcared off shtares! Sho igh! (I love you! I scared of heights! So high!)
It took some cajoling to encourage him to take the first step down.
After which he went all nuts and almost literally jumped down 3 steps at a time, while holding onto me. I almost fell a million times.
Always knew he’d kill me one day.
7. He greeted his mom in a rather… Unnatural way.
His mom was waiting for us at the car…
Mark’s mom: Mark Mark! How are you? 
Mark: Meowrrr~
And his mother freaked out.
8. He thought his mother was a taxi driver
It probably didn’t register in his brain yet that before him was his mother… So he got into the car anyway and said out his address.
Then when his mom didn’t move the car immediately, he grabbed my hand…
Mark: Deeer, dish taxi nod mooving. We teak anader won. (Dear, this taxi not moving. We take another one.)
And he was all ready to get out of the car.
9. He slapped himself super hard & even used my hand to slap his face
Because of the drugs, he couldn’t feel a thing. And he was enjoying it…
Which actually a great opportunity to slap him for all the annoying shit he does, but it totally defeats the purpose if he doesn’t feel the pain! Ugh.
10. He demanded for fast food & claimed he had the rights
Mark: Ai wan kuffsee! (I want KFC!) *flips around the car*
Me: Okay, okay. We will get you some later on, okay? 
Mark: *appeased* Ukay. (Okay.) 
Mark’s mom: No, Geraldine! How can you feed him KFC! He just had wisdom tooth surgery! 
Me: *whispers* I know… But we need to appease him for now… 
Mark: Eu lyy!! Ai toog anastetic, ai av wights! (You lie!! I took anaesthetic, I have rights!)
I was thoroughly exhausted & wished I was either on some drugs too… Or dead.
11. He begged to get more teeth extracted 
Mark: Eet wash sho fun! I wan do doo eet agan! (It was so fun! I want to do it again!) 
Me: Okay, but you just pulled out ALL your wisdom teeth…
Mark: I kan pool oud oder deef!!! (I can pull out other teeth!!!)
12. When we reached home, he ran out of the car immediately
And went around happily.
13. He went to the car window where I sat inside gathering his stuff, and did this… 
Sometimes I almost regret watching Futurama with him…
14. He didn’t want to climb up the stairs to his room, so he decided to live by the staircase 
And he proclaimed it to be his new room.
15. Once I helped him into the room, he tried to seduce me… 
Not happening, buddy.
I know they call it the ‘date rape drug’… but it’s just not my thing.
16. He camwhored
So I’ll just end this entry with these pictures he took with my phone…
Plenty more where these came from.
I’m SO GLAD that this was a one-off event.
XOXO, G. 

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