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THE FACE SHOP: Stylist Silky Hair Colour Cream Review
As far as I know, this product isn’t readily available in The Face Shop stores in Singapore. So I saw it on sale on Qoo10 and immediately decided to give it a try.
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9 Worst Things To Happen In The Shower
All of us in this first-world country shower, yes? *Sincerely hopes that there is a 100% agreement…* If you don’t, might I kindly request that we avoid being in close proximity of each other. But in any case, I should be able to smell you from a mile away- so no worries.
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3 Steps To Do When Someone Pisses You Off
Everyone has those moments in life when you meet people who just make you go… Then you start questioning- like honestly… WHY in all of God’s goodness do such people exist?
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The Drama Over My Burberry Wallet
Santa came early for me this year. *beams shamelessly* I’ve been eyeing a Burberry wallet for quite some time now, but never really had the balls (or whatever that’s within the female genitals that might symbolise guts) to spend a close to a whole thousand on a wallet.
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7 WORST Breakup Routines I’ve Ever Done
I’ll be honest- I wasn’t exactly the loyal, devoted girlfriend in my younger days. And to be fair about things- those were flings (no sex; just playing around with no emotional attachment). I didn’t really put in much effort into making them work. It’s not like I’m some sadist who goes around collecting my jar […]
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Your Drugstore Secret To Instant Clearer Skin!
Product Review: Bio-Essence Deep Exfoliating Gel For those of you who think that I have great skin- YOU’VE BEEN FOOLED! I’m kinda sorry? I’m really more flattered actually. 😀 My skin is nothing close to ideal. I’ll give it credit for being a little better than several other girls I know- but it’s not something to be […]
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I’m a Christian Who Basically Dislikes Christians…
Let me put this out clear- I am Christian. I believe in Jesus Christ, He died on the cross for our sins & all that jazz. However most Christians don’t consider me one of them because I’m not a familiar face in church (among several reasons, alongside that I’m a total bitch, slut etc).
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An Old Stranger Showed Me My Worth…
Lately I’ve come down with some unknown virus of some sort. I looked like crap, really. Anyone who saw me knew I wasn’t feeling too good. In fact, some even blatantly went…
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A Dangerous Night Out…
Sometimes it can be quite dangerous for a girl to be out alone… One night I was home and decided to head out to get some dinner on my own. So I slipped on a comfy loose shirt, shorts, slippers and my glasses. Simply too lazy to put on my contacts. Now when I told […]
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A Painfully Shitty Monday Morning…
My week didn’t start off too well… 😦 To say the least, it was practically torturous! Well, it really actually all began the night before… I make it a point of drink my dosage of Smooth Move Organic Laxative Tea once a week to stimulate peristalsis within my digestive system. *trying to sound all science-y* […]
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The Significance Behind An ITE Student Winning an Internship with Gordon Ramsay in Singapore
Photo Credit: http://www.straitstimes.com Foreigners might not fully grasp the significance behind this piece of news. Y’see, in a country like Singapore- we’ve been brought up to believe that academics is the way to life. If you fail your tests, you’re basically a failure in life.Even if you’re a super talented person in other aspects- the Singaporean mentality tends to […]
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The 12 Phases Broke Girls Go Through When Shopping
It’s a really tough thing to go through. Men probably won’t really understand- Mark doesn’t. He thinks that my 2 closets full of clothes is more than enough to cover an entire village. Mark has about half a closet full of clothes- and he always finds stuff to wear almost immediately. While I scramble through […]
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Organic Cure for Constipation: Smooth Move
Product Review: Smooth Move Organic Laxative Tea My long-time friends know that I suffer from constipation on a highly regular basis. So much so that I need my daily intake of probiotics if not I can forget about clearing my bowels the next day. Even after the SkinnyMint 28 Day Detox course, I didn’t feel […]
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How I Was The Ultimate Bimbo At Driving School
Not the proudest thing of my life. In fact, there aren’t many things I’m proud of… but anyways, I did something really stupid in driving school today. Today I sat for my FTT (Final Theory Test), which I was totally freaking out over. 1. I actually kinda forgot about it… Till I saw that I had plans […]
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10 Facts When You’re A Gamer’s Girlfriend
I’ve been attached to a gamer for about 3 years now. And within these years, I’ve found some things to be true when my boyfriend is a gamer. 1. You Know That You’re Not The Sole Special Companion In His Life There’s a 3rd party in the relationship- his computer(s). 2. He Actually Would Bring You […]
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#DareToBeGorgeous SkinnyMint: Questions Answered!
While I was doing the 28 Day Detox SkinnyMint, I received heaps of questions from friends & readers alike about my experience. First off- I’m so flattered that I have more than my friends reading my blog. *proudly beams* Most of the questions were really quite similar, so I basically just picked out 8 questions that […]
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#DareToBeGorgeous SkinnyMint: Week 4
Wow, time really just swooped by. So yes, I have completed my entire 28 Day Detox with SkinnyMint! 🙂 And here’s how my 4th week went… Day #22 to #28Increase Energy: Hmm, I actually do feel a lot perkier in the morning. Absolutely no more coffee required! *claps* Great progress from week 1! 😀 Burn Fat:People did comment that I […]
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6 Times Reality Dashed My Dreams…
I don’t know about you; but I’m quite the idealist. I always think that life is a beautiful place… But it actually really sucks sometimes. Let me show you a few examples… 1. When I Sing in the Shower How I dream it’s like… How it’s really like… Nobody appreciates my talent. Heck in the shower. What […]
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#DareToBeGorgeous SkinnyMint: Week 3
Time really flies! I’m almost completing this course of 28 days! Day #15 to #21Increase Energy: Somehow not so much this week. I do get my refreshing feeling in the mornings still, but in the afternoon everything just goes completely downhill and ka-boom! I need to jab some buttons on the coffee machine if not my […]
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Being a B*tch About the Handicap Loo
In my office building, the female washroom is locked. Each office is given a key for their female staff to access the washroom. However after entertaining a group of female guests the other day in the office, my office’s female washroom key poofed into oblivion. So I went to borrow our friendly neighbour’s key and […]
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#DareToBeGorgeous SkinnyMint: Week 2
My SkinnyMint journey continues! So week 2 got a little shitty… Day #8 to #14Increase Energy: A definite yes! It has gotten a tad easier to drag my unwilling sleepy corpse out of bed every morning. I’m a whole lot perkier 🙂 I’ll usually start getting really productive only after lunch… So I always did less ‘brain-required’ stuff […]
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Cat Litter Box’s Recipe
As much as I love my boys very much… They can be a real disaster when they get to a place. They jump around, destroy things… Much like two Stitches terrorizing a city together. So Mark and I keep them both in the room at all times. At least the amount of damage possible is […]
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#DareToBeGorgeous SkinnyMint: Week 1
So- yes, I bought into the whole craze about this SkinnyMint thing. With the fact that since I got attached to Mark, I gained a whopping 20kg. (That being said, my dear boyfriend, I hereby reject all marriage proposals until I lose weight. Lest I cannot fit through the door of our new home after marriage […]
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13 Types of Bosses
Having slogged in the work force for a few years now (does a rugged-ish pose)… Plus now whenever my friends & I meet up, we usually bitch about work. There are SO MANY types of bosses- but I cannot emphasise strongly enough how important a GOOD boss is. Literally more important than your job itself, […]
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No Second Chances
Once upon a time, I fell in love. How does something so painful become so desirable? How does something so wrong feel so right? How does something that failed seem like it was perfect all along? Maybe we just didn’t see it then. And maybe we see it now. But it’s all too late, isn’t […]
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Product Review – Cielo Home Hair Dye
I have a problem that I’ve been suffering from since a tender…tender age. Well, for as long as I could remember- I’ve been growing white hair. And no, I doubt it’s out of wisdom. Most likely it’s genetic, because my beloved daddykins had the same problem. F**k you, genetics. But I love my daddy to […]
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12 Things That Happen When Your Air-Conditioning Goes Down
Well, for hot country like Singapore… The first thing you do is… 1. Totally Freak Out Because it is quite a terrible ordeal to go through, actually… Once you’re so accustomed to the pleasures of life. 2. You Try DESPERATELY To Somehow Bring It Back To Life Wash the filters, turn it on & off a million […]
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The Night I Almost Died
I haven’t been healthy of late. I should have seen it coming. I knew that I was cracking but I just didn’t want to face it. Part of me just didn’t want to face the facts. Part of me just felt like logically it shouldn’t affect me enough to take me down. Part of me didn’t […]
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A Catty Morning
It’s 6.23am. I’ve been awake since 5.30am. No, not insomnia. I’ve been sleeping pretty okay the past few nights. But I have Oreo and Milkie to care for now. So what happened during the hour between 5.30 to 6.30? Well, Oreo (one on the left) was always the more independent of the two. Whilst Milkie […]
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Now I Have More Than Penny…
I’ve been going on about how I wanted a cat. For some reason. I always thought I was more of a dog person, like I LOVE Penny to bits no matter how annoying she is. LOOK AT THAT FACE! When I was trying to put on her shirt, but she thought I was playing snatch. […]
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The Advertising War Between Audi & BMW
One of the most historical advertisements to take place. It all began with Audi putting out a challenge to BMW… But the one who had the last word was… LOL. I adore this. Too bad we can’t ever have such obvious advertising wars in Singapore.
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12 Things About My Work Spouse
Work spouses- the only legit other half in your life that doesn’t require legal documentation and doesn’t entail a sin as bad as cheating on your actual other half. My work spouse is someone I actually hold quite dear to my heart right now. 🙂 We might not have known each other for a super […]
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When I Was Suddenly Jobless…
Just recently I went through a period of sudden unemployment.DA-DA-DUMMMMM!!! It was a little dramatic and my friends love to hear the story, but I’ll just keep it short & sweet here. I just couldn’t bring myself to agree with how some company practices were carried out. I tried to change things, but it didn’t […]
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What Happened When I Went Prawning
So the boyfriend made me cancel my eyelash appointment last minute… Which really pissed me because I keep on doing it for him and I incur SO MUCH late cancellation charges, I swear the beauticians there either hate me for being so inconsistent or love me for the extra cash they earn. Why? Well, he wanted […]
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Miracles Happen
A turn of events turned out rather…. dramatically, to say the least. But I did what I had to. And that’s all that matters. And to be entirely honest, I don’t really feel upset or anything. I actually feel a sense of relief that I had the guts to do what I had. *pats myself […]
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My First Time To Yoga
I found this place that offered yoga and decided to give it a try. I called the place, booked a mat and was pretty excited to get started. When I got there, everyone just seemed to friggin’ serene for some reason. Maybe it’s the whole yoga vibe thing. Get this- I was rushing in, with […]
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The Monster Inside
I used to cry to daddy when I was scared; but daddy cannot come to my rescue anymore. I slowly learned that no one else would come unconditionally; everyone demanded a price. So I changed. Because deep down I know; I’ve become the biggest monster.
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MH370, Please Be Safe…
I’m truly devastated and somehow affected by the news of MH370.For those who haven’t heard the news yet, read it up here. People really need to stop blaming anyone else for what has happened. Nothing is yet confirmed, everyone is just speculating like mad right now- so there’s no right for any blame. You weren’t […]
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Constipation Is SUCH A Pain. Urgh.
Seems like many people were intrigued by my laxative visit to Watson’s that day. I shared the story in detail with a friend and realised it was actually pretty hilarious shit. So this is how the whole story went… Inclusive of some extra bits here & there. So here’s how my horrid constipation started: Mark […]
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For The 101st Time, Goodbye…
She: So even if I gave it all up, he still wouldn’t want to work things out anyway. Her: Omg, baby. Are you okay? She: No, it really hurts… I was really looking forward to it. Her: Well, it’s not that you’re unwanted. She: So why doesn’t the one I want, want me? Her: ….. […]
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5 Signs To Stop Giving A Shit
Sometimes there are people who you really don’t know why you bother so much about. 1. There are others with a “better offer” Much like a job… Yes. There are actually people who will run towards you and promise to treat you better than you’ve been treated. 2. No matter what shit they do, you […]
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Losing Sleep
Her: Doesn’t it bother you at all? It’s been so long. She: Of course it does! It’s killing me inside. But what can I do? I was too late. Her: Well, you were a real bitch anyways. I don’t blame him. She: Anyways, he just suddenly turned distant and practically disappeared just when I was […]
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I’m An Editor By Day, Teacher By Night
Well, as of now onward- I’m solely an editor all around. I was holding 2 jobs for the past year and it was exhausting. Now, most people would ask- WHY TORTURE YOURSELF LIKE THAT?? Well, because I’m a sadistic baboon who takes pleasure in pain. …Eew. I literally shuddered while typing that. No, I’m kidding. And […]
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I Kissed Groupon Goodbye…
For about a week or so now, I said a painful goodbye to Groupon. 😦 With my gifts at my surprise farewell! I learned so many things there and made priceless friendships. ❤ If I loved the place so much, why would I leave? It was really hard to choose… I weighed my pros […]
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What Is This?
She: This is driving me positively insane. Her: It has been for quite a while now… -Casually sips from coffee made from their new coffee machine- This is pretty good stuff… She: I don’t want to continue like this; but I cannot go either way. I wake up every morning thinking about him, spend every […]
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Which Waxing Parlour?
Since I became a full-fledged adult… (not that long ago, actually :D) I tried my first waxing. Brazilian waxing, to be precise.Somehow it is still a rather bashful sort of topic among Asians – even in “internationalised”-Singapore. First time I tried it, it was really out of sheer curiousity. However now it possesses several other […]
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Show Me Some Magic, Disneyland!
Despite many people telling me not to head down to Hong Kong Disneyland, Lil was quite insistent on bringing me there. She was very confident that I would absolutely love the place. Why? “You’ll love the magic.” So I trusted my bestie and we agreed to dedicate one day to having fun at Hong Kong […]
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Onward to Hong Kong!!
Initially I thought of writing the entire trip in one entry… but I decided it’ll just make it practically like a novel… So scrapped the idea. Lil & I were super excited about flying to Hong Kong together!! Of course, little miss Penny wasn’t half as excited as us… “You’re not leaving without me, human!” […]