If there were to be a Constipation Club, I’ll be one of the shoo-ins for presidency.  We; the constipated individuals who have suffered tremendously in silence (albeit some make a lot of noise) on the toilet bowls. Our buttocks spend so much time on porcelain (or whatever material that is applicable) that it has a permanent cooling effect […]

Last night, I spent some time in the A&E. This has gotten a tad too regular… It has gotten to the point whereby I sort of knew the procedure without too much guidance. Even when I had one eye that felt like it had a lump on it and had a milky vision. For those […]

Being vain yet lazy, I have fallen in love with eyelash extensions of late.  Usually I get my work done at rather reliable and reputable places, despite prices and inconvenience of locations – I always thought, “My eyes leh… Must be careful!”  However I began taking things for granted… *looks down guiltily* 😦 And I […]

This ulcer didn’t just grow in the usual regions… Nooooo. This 3mm asshole had to grow in my throat. I started feeling a little bit of discomfort in the throat – so I did my usual; downed about 1L of juice a day, while I type away like the hard-worker I am in the office. Then, it didn’t go […]

Want to do eyelash extensions but never really dared to pull the trigger?  I understand – there are countless reasons to not do it.  I was absolutely paranoid when it came to doing my lashes and (believe it or not), I actually KIV-ed doing eyelash extensions for about 3 years.  So to help fellow vanity-suckers like […]

“Well, your condition… Only a few people die from it.”My eyes bulged out. What kind of doctor says that? Absolutely zilch PR skills.Me: He said that to you?!Mark: *wheezes* Yup.Me: Omg. When my doctor told me the worst doctors are in A&E, she wasn’t kidding.I didn’t want to say anything more – but I was praying hard […]

Before I start this entry, please note the following: 1. I don’t mean to come across as some obnoxious bitch.2. This entry is really just for fun and based on memory. 3. I don’t get hit on all the time, but I do get my share. Every time I get hit on, I’ll be sharing […]

Everyone I know has learnt to appreciate the clear air and blue skies most of us take for granted here in sunny Singapore. Why? Well… Simply because we have an awfully inconsiderate neighbour. *glares* I personally believe that as much as Singaporeans love to complain – and I mean, love with a great passion. It has become practically a […]

So one day I was having lunch with a friend of mine and she popped the question! No, we’re not getting a HDB together. Friend: What if you woke up one day… And you had a dick?! Me: Oh wow. What shows have you been watching lately?? Despite my reaction, I actually spent time thinking about […]

I’m probably on some spree on Singapore’s tourist attractions… Since just mid-last month I brought Mark to the S.E.A. Aquarium at Sentosa, this month I went to the Gardens by the Bay. Twice.As most of my friends would know – I’m doing my 9 to 6 in Groupon right now. And we seem to have this Gardens […]

I haven’t had a pair of spectacles since I left secondary school eons ago… I won’t walk into a canal or miss the train door without specs/contacts… but I can’t really see the bus numbers, etc. So one day I woke up with a really bad eye. My right eye was feeling sore a hell… I could hardly […]

So most of my friends know that I have (had) a dog and I loved him more than almost anything else. He was my pet, one of my best friends, my little brother, my baby – most of all, he was and forever will be a part of my life. One of my favourite shots […]

If you’re a salesperson and you simply hate it when people complain about your profession… Well, just don’t read this post then. It’s really all just my opinion. And I have worked in sales before; so I know how awful some customers can get. I’m not speaking from an ignorant point-of-view here. So I love to shop. […]

So yet another attraction has come to our sunny island Singapore!  Built on Singapore’s playground – Sentosa, is our newly opened S.E.A. Aquarium!  Because I’m such a brat, I usually don’t like to go to attractions during their initial opening periods… I simply don’t like the crowd…  However this time I was willing to make an exception […]

Hello, beautiful world 🙂  Today I’m going to share with you all my current fav in nail polishes!  Now friends of mine know that I simply love heading down my the nail parlor and getting my digits pampered & beautified.  However this all stopped when… I absolutely do not have the time anymore. 😦  I work about […]

Every vanity girl knows the unsuspecting importance of a primer.  It is one of those things that people simply do not see; yet it can make such a world of difference to your makeup.  Here’s what a primer does in a nutshell; …or least they’re supposed to.  a. smoothen your complexion – allowing your application of foundation/BB cream […]

No, she isn’t my biological daughter. But I do see her as my baby sister at some point! ❤ She is such an angel, I swear. She’s one of those who know completely what’s going on right now in my life.So many changes around me – and major ones that I don’t reveal. No, not even on Facebook. […]

So things have been a little crazy of late. Not many people know about it… but yes, things have been mad crazy. I have finally reached my breaking point. But all I can say is – thank you, from the bottom of my heart… to those who held my hand through this ordeal. Honestly, no […]

On February 14, it was the day of love-love-LOVE!!  Honestly, I’m not one to be all hyped up about the history of seasons.  …with the exception of Christmas.  I’m bias like that.  Unlike most other festivities – Valentine’s Day is something you can either love or hate.  You can be super excited about the romanticism that will […]

Most of you might already know – I’m working again! The job offer actually came as quite a surprise to me. To be honest, I wasn’t exactly fervently looking for a job. I was actually living quite an ideal life for a bit. *grin* I was giving tuition – earning enough to rely on myself comfortably […]

Have you ever had someone who meant so much to you; but things just ended. Like as if it was on Heaven’s cue – you didn’t really see it coming… Just, BAM!! One day, the person is slowly fading away from your life. And that’s all fine & dandy. People come & go like seasons. […]

After so many years in my life – I finally attended our Singapore’s National Service boys’ BMT (Basic Military Training) Graduation!! The thing is – you kind of need to know someone who was graduating from BMT in order to be able to attend.  And the thing about me is – I never bothered attending […]

I know it’s too early to say that 2013 will be a good year…  but I honestly, truly have a good feeling about this year! :)) *fingers crossed*  2012 was such a bad year. I shudder just thinking about it.  As much as many good things happened – the damage of the bad things… Not […]

As we all bid Adieu to 2012 in about 2 days – we all start reflecting on what happened in the year. 2012 wasn’t a boring year at all. I graduated from polytechnic…Mark and I celebrated our first full-year together as a couple… I got & left my first full-time job, I met absolutely amazing […]

MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!! Out for a day of Christmas!  And congratulations on surviving yet another end-of-the-world! 😀 Christmas has changed heaps & bounds for me over my years of growing up. When I was a little girl (not very long ago, okay!), I would be spending 24th December with my family in my […]

I’m a real movie buff. I’m the kind of person that simply adores watching movies.  Be it in the cinema, or lounging at home with a rented DVD – it’s my kind of activity.  Maybe that’s why I never went clubbing with friends… I’d much rather just stay home, order take-out and watch a good film.  […]

With my boyfriend away, I always take it within my stride to update him on current affairs! *proudly beams* So whenever he’s gone, I am a little more informed than I usually am. One of Singapore’s top current affairs – Michael Palmer (Member of Parliament for Pasir Ris-Punggol GRC) resigning due to an extra-marital affair […]

I’m really sorry for neglecting my blog like as if I’m having an affair with another blog. I’m not. I’m just having a really difficult time in my life right now. Just never really had the mood nor energy to write anything lately. I’m writing this just to thank everyone who stuck by me & […]

She looked at someone else – like she usually does. “She’s so lucky, she led a comfortable life with a family to protect and guide her. I had to weather so many wars alone,” she said in her head. Bitter tears of envy and admiration leaked out of her brown eyes. She angrily tried to […]

Yes, the title was no typo. I was a corpse. And this blog entry is now being typed by an extremely alive Geraldine. Don’t fret. First off – a huge sorry to my to my blog for my negligence. 😦 I’m been so busy & tired out by work that I really don’t have much time […]

I know this is pretty old news… Probably some time early this year? I heard about it, but never really went to bother about it. However I stumbled upon the video by Dr. Phil. Now, let me start off by saying… I simply love watching Dr. Phil. He has his ways of twisting a person’s […]

First off – my sincere apologies for being such a negligent blogger. I have been thrown into the world of full-time employment and long office hours in front of the computer (usually more than 9 hours), the last thing I’d really want to do when I get home is to be in front of the computer yet […]

*this entry is a little like a holiday-guide for Bangkok.  Y’know how when you’re sitting in some part of school, slogging over projects and getting ready for exams… And you go, “Dammit! I wish I could get this over & done with!” I always thought that by the end of my Diploma, I’d be all […]

Everything pretty much started with Mark suddenly asking… Mark: Sweetie, are you free on 15 May?  Me: Huh? It is only mid-March now… but I guess I should be.  Mark: I book you on that day, okay?? *looking totally excited*  Keep in mind – my boyfriend never ever booked me so early in advance before […]

Everyone knows the current hype about the red Ferrari that crashed into a blue Comfort taxi along Bugis Junction on May 13 during the wee hours. Ironically & unfortunately – Mothers’ Day. 😦 Now, if you’re a foreigner and reading this; the reason for the hype is not being oh-so-safe-Singapore has a traffic accident. Traffic accidents in Singapore […]

How many of you have come across beggars in Singapore? Of course if you want to compare to other countries like India, Pakistan, China or even America – Singapore’s beggars are not that bad. In fact, most of our beggars now upgraded to selling tissue packets instead. Y’see, just like many other things in our […]

I’m a spoiled brat. I admit that. I was brought up in the environment whereby I had to be & have the best and only the best. Nothing less; everything more. Which wasn’t a very good thing. With just a simple twist of fate, everything disappeared and I was left with my stuck-up character – but without my world. It was awfully […]

Everyone knows this relatively new thing online these days – buying vouchers. Some of them are crazy cheap; which makes me wonder exactly how much do they earn on a normal retail price basis? O.O Almost scandalous. My favourite are the travel deals! Bought a couple of them already. *grins* Even gadgets & accessories! But […]

I honestly had no idea that my previous product review on Feet Exfoliation Masks would be so well-received! 🙂 *happy!*  Well, just to be clear… The post started out mainly because a lot of people are having this problem… And I just wanted to help people make a wise decision!  No female should spend their […]

Okay, I know most people would be thinking ‘adventure’ as… this, this, or probably this,  Well, the thing about living in Singapore is… Your term of ‘adventure’ hardly ever has much natural resources involved.  The only source of adventure could probably found after you boat down to Pulau Ubin or climb up Bukit Timah Hill; which one […]

A kindergarten girl awaits at home for her mommy to come home,  the man who called himself her new daddy was destroying her real daddy’s throne.  She cried & whimpered helplessly,  but mommy came home and called her a little jealous cry baby.  A primary school girl takes her school bus to her grandmama’s, another […]

**Warning: This is a reeeaaallllyyyy long blog entry.** So according to our currently-supposedly-extinct Mayans… This would officially be the last year of the world. Do I believe in it? Well, in my own personal opinion… No. But it certainly has got me thinking on how I don’t cherish the years that pass. I’m already an […]

…. a whole lot of things!! Alright, I know how materialistic I might sound right now. But, c’mon! Don’t deny that every time when it is nearing this Christmas-y season, you’ll look at something you want & hope that someone would get it for you! I do it all the time, really.Just that when people […]

I had just fully recovered from a horrid eye infection. And for you sadistic people out there who want to see a picture; I’m sorry, but when my eye was red & swollen… It didn’t occur to me that it was the time to camwhore! I honestly don’t really like to talk about my pain… […]

You know what is one of the most common problems several women face? Cracked heels. Initially I thought I was the only one! Well, one of the few unfortunate ones. 😦 I get cracked heels all the time. It is practically part of my body tradition. Roar. Bad genes. I was told that I have […]

I never understand whenever people say they don’t see consistency in another’s actions/words – when honestly, mankind is rather ironic. 1. We chop down trees & destroy forests, and create paper out of these.Then we use to the paper to write – “SAVE THE EARTH!!” 2. We slog our guts out working & working to […]

Behold the waters that flow, they whisper a story no one should know. Behold their angst & pain, falling wildly like droplets of rain. These waters come from far back, these waters are nothing but sorrow. They form on my face lines of crack, makes me wonder if I should live for a tomorrow. Why do I continue writing with blood as ink? Why […]